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Hab’s Coach Extends Olive Branch
New Montreal Canadians coach Randy Cunneyworth has extended his hand to all French Canadian Fans who believe Les Habitants should have a French speaking coach. “The Montreal Canadians have always respected the views of all Fans, whether they are real Canadians or French separatists associated with the FLQ.” ” As an English speaking coach of
Warren Buffett Biography Bears All
Warren Buffett bears all in Hans Greenfelds Biography: “I was Luckier Then F**k and People Kept Buying My Shit“ In this scintillating 13 page biography Buffett reveals how he amassed his fortune at the Roulette tables in Vegas and then built on that fortune by convincing people he had done it by investing. “I’ve never
R.I.M. Releases Iphone Killer
Research in Motion (R.I.M) stock rallied as RIM realeased what Tech Gurus have dubbed the iPhone Killer. The HaillieBerry 362436 was released today to thousands of hungry Blackberry app developers and the phone instantly was praised as the hottest phone ever. The plain looking , pretty well non functioning phone has had prelaunch orders of
Vancouver To The Rescue
After receiving accolades from the medical community for Vancouver’s Needle Exchange Program and Clean Crack Pipe program in an effort to stem the flow of disease created by these dirty devices, Vancouver Mayor Gregory Robertson today announced the creation of the Clean Penis Program. ” Listen, we all know that is not very hygienic to
Indian Riots Intensify
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Indian Prime Minister, Dr. Manmohan Singhis is threatening to bring in military assistance to bring order back to the streets of Bangalore after citizens upset with the opening of an Indian telecom giant Bharat Sanchar Nigam Limited (abbreviated BSNL) call center located in Toronto, Canada. The controversial call center which BSNL opened to serve it’s
Ralph Macchio..The Karate Kid Returns
After an unsuccessful run to become Dancing with the Stars Champion, Karate Kid Ralph Macchio has taken his martial arts skills out of the closet to help pay the bills. Seen to the right in his dreaded crane position which helped Daniel LaRusso win the “All Valley Karate Tournament” by laying a whooping on