Mon, 21 May 2012
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Toyota Cleared of All Wrong Doing
Top officials at Toyota Motor Corporation are elated today after the release of an independent study which absolves Toyota of all responsibility for the defective gas pedal recall which began in 2010. The company’s CEO, Akio Toyoda was ecstatic. ” This is not just a great day for Toyota, but for the whole worldwide car
North Korea Purchases New Hats
In an effort to minimize worldwide repulsion at the over sized and misshapen head of the new North Korean Supreme Leader Kim Jong un, the North Korean Military has purchased over sized hats to downplay the size of the Supreme Leaders over sized cranium. The over sized puffy hats seen below are in sharp contrast to the hats worn by the
USA Supreme Court Drops Bombshell
In a landmark decision the US Supreme court has overturned the 2nd Degree Murder charge of Ohio State University student Lester Bombs in the beating death of his roommate, Jacob Tucson. In an 8-1 decison, the court ruled that Bombs defense of ” He was asking for it ” was a legitimate excuse to kick the crap out of