North Korea Purchases New Hats
In an effort to minimize worldwide repulsion at the over sized and misshapen head of the new North Korean Supreme Leader Kim Jong un, the North Korean Military has purchased over sized hats to downplay the size of the Supreme Leaders over sized cranium.
The over sized puffy hats seen below are in sharp contrast to the hats worn by the military during Kim Jong il’s reign also seen below and were developed by Toys R Us to make Jung un’s pumpkin look smaller than it actually is by shifting a persons focus from his extruding forehead to the over sized hats therefore making his neck appendage look smaller.
Our sources say this old Hollywood trick used extensively in the Sylvester Stallone Rocky movies where midgets and little people were hired to make Stallone look bigger was a plan hatched by Kim Jung il himself after becoming an expert in Hollywood movie special effects.
