R.I.M. Releases Iphone Killer
Research in Motion (R.I.M) stock rallied as RIM realeased what Tech Gurus have dubbed the iPhone Killer.
The HaillieBerry 362436 was released today to thousands of hungry Blackberry app developers and the phone instantly was praised as the hottest phone ever.
The plain looking , pretty well non functioning phone has had prelaunch orders of 425 million phones as single and married men alike, plus a lot of lesbians are connecting to the new slogan.
Who wants to get their hands on HallieBerry?
Long time tech guru Lester Tweets summed it up by saying ,” You’ll want to get a screen protector for this one. In fact you might want to wrap it in saran wrap.” ” You guys know what I’m talking about, dont ya!!”
Apple and Android are %&$#$$, says long time phone enthusiast Timmy Keystone.
RIM stock closed at $50.25 from a low of $14.89
