Warren Buffett Biography Bears All

Warren Buffett bears all in Hans Greenfelds Biography:

“I was Luckier Then F**k and People Kept Buying My Shit“

In this scintillating 13 page biography Buffett reveals how he amassed his fortune at the Roulette tables in Vegas and then built on that fortune by convincing people he had done it by investing.

“I’ve never invested a dime in my life, but I knew if I could convince people that I had and they could do it too, people would be buying shit off me for a long time.

“By coining phrases such as peaks, valleys, time to sell and stay in for the long haul I was able to convince the average guy that I had a F*#%ng clue.

After all, I’m a billionaire, right? How would those assholes know if I even have 2 cents to rub together.”

“Invest in the poor and desperate” says Buffett.

They’ll be more then happy to keep buying your shit.

I was Luckier Then F**k and People Kept Buying My Shit will be on the bookshelves in leading retailers across America and will be selling for $79.95.